1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,240 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:04,719 I wish I could use that pen. 3 00:00:04,719 --> 00:00:05,360 Donnie. 4 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:09,200 I don't think they're going to be able to respond to you right now. 5 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:10,880 What's the deal here? 6 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:18,719 There would be more order in a regime brought up with yourself and me. 7 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:22,480 So you're looking for like a minion? 8 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:24,240 No, a partner. 9 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:29,440 You turn around and you see a skeletal figure. 10 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:30,560 Who the fuck is that? 11 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:32,000 Nergoth Bladeloord. 12 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,679 And what's his deal? 13 00:00:33,679 --> 00:00:34,880 He's one of the originals. 14 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:35,760 Oh, an OG. 15 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:36,800 That's what they call him. 16 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:37,760 Original Greg. 17 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:42,000 Your hit point maximum is reduced by 20. 18 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:42,880 No. 19 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:49,439 Through your backswing, you see coming down the hall towards you a horde of zombies. 20 00:00:49,439 --> 00:00:52,640 Am I able to grab that finger bone and break it in half? 21 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:57,439 I like just completely put all my muscle into this last attack. 22 00:00:57,439 --> 00:01:00,879 He just kind of crumples into nothingness. 23 00:01:00,879 --> 00:01:08,079 You hear the rising groaning yells of the oncoming zombie horde. 24 00:01:08,079 --> 00:01:16,879 From behind you, you hear calls from human creatures as they move in to fully surround you. 25 00:01:18,879 --> 00:01:20,640 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. 26 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:23,359 We're a D&D fifth edition actual play podcast. 27 00:01:23,359 --> 00:01:25,120 And I'm your dungeon master, Russ More. 28 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:27,120 And with me today is Amy More. 29 00:01:27,519 --> 00:01:30,560 Hi, I'm Amy More and I play Thea Amastasia. 30 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:32,719 And Carla Johnson. 31 00:01:32,719 --> 00:01:33,759 Hey, that's me. 32 00:01:33,759 --> 00:01:35,679 I play Nulara Moonbrook. 33 00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:37,519 And Tumlard. 34 00:01:37,519 --> 00:01:38,079 That's me. 35 00:01:38,079 --> 00:01:39,840 I play Flint Firebeard. 36 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:41,280 How's everybody doing today? 37 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:42,560 Good. 38 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:43,439 Doing real well. 39 00:01:43,439 --> 00:01:45,039 Still a bit sick, but good. 40 00:01:45,039 --> 00:01:46,479 Obviously not snarky. 41 00:01:46,479 --> 00:01:47,840 I had nothing. 42 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,159 Like I had nothing quippy to say. 43 00:01:50,159 --> 00:01:50,799 No. 44 00:01:50,799 --> 00:01:51,759 Very subdued. 45 00:01:52,719 --> 00:01:53,039 Okay. 46 00:01:53,599 --> 00:01:55,120 Love this energy we're carrying in. 47 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:55,920 It's good to go into a battle. 48 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:57,280 It's very serious. 49 00:01:57,280 --> 00:02:02,239 As we're like mid like it's the shit is hitting the proverbial fan right now. 50 00:02:02,239 --> 00:02:03,280 Like it's happening. 51 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:04,799 So things aren't good. 52 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:06,719 They're not great. 53 00:02:06,719 --> 00:02:12,240 Last I recall, zombie horde approaching, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. 54 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:13,599 Just sweep that under the rug. 55 00:02:13,599 --> 00:02:14,800 You don't have to worry about that. 56 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:16,560 They'll just, they'll just eat your brains. 57 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:18,400 Oh, was that a problem? 58 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:19,439 Yeah, that's fine. 59 00:02:19,439 --> 00:02:19,680 Okay. 60 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:20,639 It's fine, right? 61 00:02:20,639 --> 00:02:23,039 Where people won't eat your brains is over on Patreon. 62 00:02:23,039 --> 00:02:25,199 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 63 00:02:25,199 --> 00:02:26,319 We can't guarantee that. 64 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:28,000 Touche. 65 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,360 It hasn't happened yet. 66 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:30,080 Yeah. 67 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:31,360 So far, so good. 68 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:36,560 We can just say that the track record of non-brain eating has been high. 69 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:39,120 We are brain free over in Patreon. 70 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:39,620 Okay. 71 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:41,759 Is that what you mean to say? 72 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:50,240 I mean, we're brain free as for our patrons are intelligent, attractive, wonderful people. 73 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:50,960 Just the best. 74 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:52,479 The best. 75 00:02:52,479 --> 00:02:53,680 The best kind of people. 76 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:56,800 And when you are a patron, you get an episode dedicated to you. 77 00:02:56,960 --> 00:03:02,080 Today's patron, and I'm sorry if I mispronounce your last name, Craig Zeiss. 78 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:04,719 Thanks, Craig. 79 00:03:04,719 --> 00:03:05,760 Oh my gosh. 80 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:06,800 That's a fun last name. 81 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,480 That is such a fun last name. 82 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:11,760 There's a Z, a Y, and another Z in it. 83 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:14,640 And it's only four letters long. 84 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:16,000 I think that's fantastic. 85 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:16,720 That is fun. 86 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,439 Amy is very easily impressed today. 87 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:21,600 My last name's Johnson. 88 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:23,920 It's like the most generic, boring last name there is. 89 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:26,080 So like Zeiss, amazing. 90 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:27,360 Yeah, that's pretty great. 91 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:27,760 More. 92 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:31,840 Ours is actually just an adjective or an adverb. 93 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:34,560 I'm more hungry. 94 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:34,800 Yeah. 95 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:35,760 How hungry are you? 96 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,080 More hungry than you. 97 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:38,960 Yeah, we're an adverb. 98 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:40,240 Yeah. 99 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:40,880 I know words. 100 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:42,560 Big deal. 101 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:45,360 So thank you, Craig, for not being an adverb. 102 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:50,240 And thank you, Patreon, for being all awesome. 103 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:53,840 That is, yeah, that you guys are all fantastic. 104 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:55,280 Unless anybody has anything else. 105 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,000 No, I just want to kill some zombies. 106 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:58,640 Well, fuck it. 107 00:03:58,640 --> 00:03:59,680 Let's play D&D. 108 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:08,560 We see dragons tearing and chasing through the air. 109 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:13,120 Most of the airships have been downed. 110 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:18,319 Some in ally territory, others surrounded by screaming and fighting mobs, 111 00:04:18,879 --> 00:04:21,840 being held back by magical shields, 112 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:25,840 dispelling undead and holding walls up to keep cult mercenaries 113 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:26,240 at bay. 114 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:31,200 We see one of those ships at the base of the well, 115 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:36,800 crashed and splintered apart as giants, mercenaries, 116 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,880 and devils close in on its position. 117 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:45,200 The deck is ablaze, and we see a few figures clamouring out of the wreckage. 118 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:49,600 One of those figures, Thaddeus Sicker Cremuffle, 119 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:55,360 who wearily climbs up to a vantage point and peers over, 120 00:04:55,439 --> 00:04:56,960 seeing the oncoming attack. 121 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:58,800 He calls out, 122 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,080 anyone have any plans? 123 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:10,000 He sees panic set in among the several younger ship hands and soldiers. 124 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:17,040 He reaches into his bag and pulls out a slightly dented metal cylinder. 125 00:05:18,319 --> 00:05:20,560 He cracks it open and peers inside. 126 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,800 Well, are you ready? 127 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:28,879 I hope so, just like we spoke about. 128 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:37,199 Thaddeus froze and releases the contents of the cylinder towards their attackers. 129 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:44,319 What looks like dust and dirt gets caught up in the air, 130 00:05:44,879 --> 00:05:47,840 and one at a time, slowly at first, then faster, 131 00:05:48,639 --> 00:05:51,680 thousands of grungs emerge full size, 132 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:55,680 weapons drawn and rush the oncoming cult of the dragon. 133 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:03,360 Climbing and leaping over giants who suddenly claw and strike out at their own allies. 134 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:06,879 Some begin screaming and running as they are touched, 135 00:06:06,879 --> 00:06:09,199 rolling down the side of the mountain. 136 00:06:09,199 --> 00:06:12,160 It is covered in a rainbow of grungs. 137 00:06:14,399 --> 00:06:19,120 As we race and follow down the mountain, we see two cloaked figures 138 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:23,840 enter the tunnel behind where our heroes entered and fade into the shadows. 139 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:28,480 We hear the undead groans and yells from cultists 140 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:34,480 as they converge and surround the hallway where Flint, Thea, Nularaaaa, and Donnie stand. 141 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:36,720 Oh my god. 142 00:06:37,519 --> 00:06:38,160 So good. 143 00:06:38,879 --> 00:06:39,600 So good. 144 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:40,240 They came back. 145 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:41,280 I was actually concerned. 146 00:06:41,840 --> 00:06:46,160 I was too, and then when he pulled out the metal tube, I got so excited. 147 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:47,140 Tingles. 148 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:53,920 Last we recall, Flint was at the tee of the hallways where you had come from, 149 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:58,240 staring down the horde of zombies having just killed Nergoth Bladeloord. 150 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:06,720 Thea, Nularaaaa, and Donnie were facing off against the four drakes who still remain. 151 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:10,640 Further down the hall in which you were headed, 152 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:14,960 you hear voices from cultists calling out. 153 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:23,920 I'll just say, narratively, you are at like a, you know, you're holding things off. 154 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:27,600 No need to immediately jump into an issue of horror. 155 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:29,760 Hey, Flint. 156 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:30,160 Good job. 157 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:32,320 Sure. 158 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:33,040 Thanks. 159 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:33,840 What do we do now? 160 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:37,680 Well, I think, Nularaaaa, you have these guys handled. 161 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:41,920 I think I'm halfway in between where Flint was because I remember running to him and 162 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:44,720 then Flint ended up killing him and me being like, oh, 163 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:46,880 cool, cool. 164 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:47,520 Yeah, don't worry about it. 165 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:48,000 Good job. 166 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:48,560 That's fine. 167 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:50,560 What do you see, Flint? 168 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:55,120 I don't know if it was the guy that we just fought or what, but there's a 169 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:58,320 horde of zombies coming our way. 170 00:07:58,880 --> 00:07:59,600 Excuse me, what? 171 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:01,600 Yep. 172 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:02,400 There's a lot of them. 173 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:06,720 They're about 20 feet from the turn in the hallway. 174 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:09,680 Tari, have we decided, are they running zombies or shambling zombies? 175 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:10,960 Are they running or shambling? 176 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:14,960 They're not slow, but they're definitely not running. 177 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:16,080 I don't know what that means. 178 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:20,399 Um, they're lurching around pretty fast. 179 00:08:20,399 --> 00:08:22,000 Puppy dog panicking right now. 180 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,759 Uh, guys, we've got three options. 181 00:08:23,759 --> 00:08:25,759 Zombie horde don't know more drakes. 182 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:31,680 I'm still immune to damage, so I'll keep fighting these drakes. 183 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:33,279 So do we want to like push past? 184 00:08:33,279 --> 00:08:35,439 I don't think like zombies are going to wait. 185 00:08:36,079 --> 00:08:36,720 Like. 186 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:37,279 Fair. 187 00:08:37,279 --> 00:08:38,480 Or do you guys just want to run? 188 00:08:39,199 --> 00:08:39,919 Let's fucking run. 189 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:40,559 Towards the wards. 190 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:41,439 We could just book it. 191 00:08:41,439 --> 00:08:41,919 The voices. 192 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:42,960 Voices. 193 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:43,439 What do you think? 194 00:08:43,439 --> 00:08:44,159 I say voices. 195 00:08:44,879 --> 00:08:45,519 Yep, I'm in. 196 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:47,520 I start wolf running. 197 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:50,720 You all begin to book it. 198 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:56,320 Lara, you make room for Flint, Thea, and Donnie to get by. 199 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:59,840 The drakes jump at you and are clawing at you. 200 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,920 Think I maybe have both swords out? 201 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:03,200 Because why not? 202 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:04,560 Sure. 203 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:04,960 Right? 204 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:05,440 Why not? 205 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:06,800 Flavor wise, I like it. 206 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:13,040 And they're like going behind me and I'm just like, you know, slashing out. 207 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:15,600 Just in case one of them like gets dumb enough to. 208 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,279 I don't know, walk into my sword. 209 00:09:17,279 --> 00:09:18,399 Either of the swords. 210 00:09:18,399 --> 00:09:18,960 Sure, yeah. 211 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,800 Reckless Nulara is like more fun. 212 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:24,000 Right? 213 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:30,560 You manage to, in your spinning and back handing swords and knives and stuff, 214 00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:32,560 take out three of them. 215 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:37,440 The other one turns and sees the undead horde coming down the hall. 216 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:44,480 As you all look over your shoulders, you hear the groaning begin to echo down towards you. 217 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:49,759 The drake sees this and runs back down the hallway in which it came. 218 00:09:51,519 --> 00:09:55,279 As you carry forward, you see coming around the corner 219 00:09:56,080 --> 00:10:00,000 at the other end of the hallway, carrying torches and various weapons, 220 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:05,440 about eight to 10 members of the cult of the dragon that you are now charging towards. 221 00:10:06,399 --> 00:10:08,399 Do they all appear like they're living? 222 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:09,519 They appear living. 223 00:10:09,519 --> 00:10:12,240 So most of them are talking, barking orders at each other, 224 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:14,879 prepping for possible collision. 225 00:10:15,519 --> 00:10:18,879 As you are running towards, you see them finally come around the corner, 226 00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:21,279 putting faces to voices. 227 00:10:21,279 --> 00:10:24,480 How far into this like next section are they? 228 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:27,519 And how far behind us is the zombie horde? 229 00:10:27,519 --> 00:10:30,799 You kind of round a bend, so you see them disappear. 230 00:10:30,799 --> 00:10:34,399 They're about 60 feet ahead of you, 231 00:10:34,399 --> 00:10:37,840 at which the hallway that you are running down keeps going, 232 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:39,919 but also is an intersect. 233 00:10:40,479 --> 00:10:47,039 The zombie horde behind you is about 100 to 120 feet behind you, 234 00:10:48,319 --> 00:10:51,039 shambling, so they're not moving as fast as you are. 235 00:10:51,039 --> 00:10:55,120 But they've essentially cut off that direction. 236 00:10:55,919 --> 00:11:00,159 So there's no turning around and choosing the other hallway is what you're saying. 237 00:11:00,719 --> 00:11:04,959 There still is the drake hallway that they have not got to yet. 238 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:06,240 Can I roll? 239 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:11,200 Yeah, I'm thinking an intimidation roll. 240 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:16,400 And I'd like to pretend like we have the horde of zombies working with us. 241 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,920 And I want to like threaten the group that we're running towards, 242 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:21,840 that they better get the fuck out of our way, 243 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:24,800 or our horde of zombies is going to be here momentarily. 244 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:25,519 I like it. 245 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:26,080 I like it. 246 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:26,580 Sure. 247 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:30,879 Yeah, so line of sight, they probably can't see the horde of zombies, 248 00:11:30,879 --> 00:11:33,040 if you're hoping to use that as leverage. 249 00:11:33,279 --> 00:11:34,879 Oh, I'm going to tell them that it's coming. 250 00:11:36,079 --> 00:11:39,439 And then when it shows up, hopefully they will be like, 251 00:11:39,439 --> 00:11:41,039 oh, my God, he wasn't lying. 252 00:11:41,039 --> 00:11:43,360 And they fucking get the fuck out of there. 253 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:43,839 Cool. 254 00:11:43,839 --> 00:11:44,799 Going to need two things. 255 00:11:44,799 --> 00:11:48,240 Going to need exactly like narrate for me what it is. 256 00:11:49,199 --> 00:11:52,000 You'll roll and I'll tell you how they respond. 257 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:58,719 OK, so I kind of look at Nulara and and Thea and I say, 258 00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:02,559 guys, we need to keep them busy till our horde of zombies is here to help us. 259 00:12:03,279 --> 00:12:05,120 And I like I yell it real loud. 260 00:12:07,599 --> 00:12:10,319 All right, that is a with my bonus. 261 00:12:10,319 --> 00:12:11,039 Twenty eight. 262 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:18,559 Yeah, they stop dead in their tracks and you hear them kind of mumbling quickly 263 00:12:18,559 --> 00:12:23,919 and they turn and look the way they were going and kind of way there. 264 00:12:24,959 --> 00:12:26,559 They're like, I don't know. 265 00:12:27,199 --> 00:12:27,759 Should we foot? 266 00:12:28,559 --> 00:12:30,319 They stop and listen for a second. 267 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:33,520 You guys are closing in distance now, 268 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:38,160 and they some of them start running back down the hallway, which you are going. 269 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,560 A couple of them are just standing still. 270 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:41,520 They don't know what to do. 271 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:43,200 They've kind of panicked at this moment. 272 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,840 Can we just like push on by them? 273 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:46,879 Sure. 274 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:48,960 I growl at them. 275 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:50,240 Sure. 276 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:53,200 You're just kind of pressing by not moving to attack anything. 277 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:56,560 Just I mean, if they were just kind of stunned into silence, 278 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:58,400 I'm happy to just run past them. 279 00:12:58,399 --> 00:13:02,639 You four pile through them, knocking them to the side. 280 00:13:02,639 --> 00:13:05,039 Everybody make a perception roll as you do this. 281 00:13:05,039 --> 00:13:05,600 And as you. 282 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:08,399 Twenty one. 283 00:13:09,439 --> 00:13:10,319 Fifteen. 284 00:13:10,319 --> 00:13:11,360 Twenty four. 285 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,159 As you pile through them. 286 00:13:14,159 --> 00:13:18,079 Thea, you kind of look over your shoulder. 287 00:13:18,079 --> 00:13:22,159 You see that the undead army is coming in behind you. 288 00:13:22,879 --> 00:13:27,279 But you also see a bright light following in behind them, 289 00:13:27,279 --> 00:13:30,879 like a massively bright light following in behind them. 290 00:13:30,879 --> 00:13:36,240 Nularaaaa, you turn to see the eyes of a dragon looking right at you 291 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:38,799 as you are running straight past this hallway. 292 00:13:39,839 --> 00:13:41,839 Guys, there's something bright back there. 293 00:13:42,639 --> 00:13:44,879 Guys, I think there's a dragon in that room. 294 00:13:44,879 --> 00:13:47,439 Like, I think I just saw glowing dragon eyes. 295 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:49,120 That makes sense. 296 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,600 Do you keep running while this is happening? 297 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:54,319 Yeah, I think we're like scream conversationing. 298 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:56,480 It wasn't it wasn't a five headed dragon, 299 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,480 so not the one we're after this time. 300 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:02,560 Quibi. 301 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:06,640 You continue to run and as you clear the hallway, 302 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:12,640 lightning comes down the hallway and strikes the remaining cultists 303 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:13,840 that you ran past. 304 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:17,120 I scream, holy shit, and I run more. 305 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:23,520 Looking back, as that happens, you see a ball of flame ignite the undead. 306 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:27,039 Most of them have dropped, but some of them are on fire 307 00:14:27,039 --> 00:14:31,279 and they turn to face where the flames came from 308 00:14:31,279 --> 00:14:33,199 and another one lights them up. 309 00:14:34,079 --> 00:14:37,199 Well, on the plus side, we are down some enemies. 310 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:41,199 On the downside, we might, you know. 311 00:14:42,159 --> 00:14:44,000 Do you think that's someone helping us 312 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000 or do you think it's just a happy coincidence? 313 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,439 I think we shouldn't ask any questions. 314 00:14:47,439 --> 00:14:48,159 Let's keep going. 315 00:14:49,199 --> 00:14:49,759 Agreed. 316 00:14:49,759 --> 00:14:52,319 I mean, they're helping us right now, so I'm into it, 317 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:56,240 but let's go try and stop the ritual if we can get there. 318 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:56,720 Sounds good. 319 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,879 If somebody got our back, dope. 320 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,600 You know how Nularaaa always says dope? 321 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:01,920 Dope. 322 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:03,040 Yeah, always. 323 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:05,760 The hallway begins to snake around a corner 324 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:10,560 and you have two cultists ahead of you trying to run away from you. 325 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:15,760 You turn and look back and you see the scales of a brass dragon 326 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:18,320 continue past the hallway, chasing down 327 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:21,600 more of the cultists that were coming down towards you. 328 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,240 Brass dragons are our friends. 329 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:25,040 That is dope. 330 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:32,240 So you are currently in pursuit of two cult members 331 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:34,560 who are continuing to run away from you. 332 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:36,960 Hey, we're all running in the same direction. 333 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:42,240 Yeah, everybody make a dexterity check. 334 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:46,160 Say 20. 335 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:47,840 It's a 19. 336 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,320 It's a 10. 337 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:57,760 Thea and Flint, you manage to close ground on the two cultists 338 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:03,840 who turn and see you and see that you don't have an undead army 339 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:06,640 behind you anymore and turn to fight you. 340 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,040 And they call out, 341 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:12,080 hope you got all those undead armies behind you 342 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,160 because it's going to be a real rough. 343 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:16,880 That doesn't even make sense. 344 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:19,360 Roll for initiative. 345 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:23,279 Is what the DM says and not the person. 346 00:16:25,039 --> 00:16:27,360 Now I stumble up wheezing at this point. 347 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:30,879 Yeah, no, you were there, but they kind of zipped ahead of you. 348 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,759 Guys, just I need like two minutes. 349 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:41,039 22. 350 00:16:41,919 --> 00:16:42,960 14. 351 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:46,720 We're going to call one of them Dirk and Flounder. 352 00:16:47,519 --> 00:16:52,080 Oh, I feel like Flounder's going down first, and I don't know why. 353 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:53,200 You don't know that. 354 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,840 Flounder might have all the fights. 355 00:16:58,639 --> 00:17:00,560 That's not how you say that. 356 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:02,399 That doesn't even mean anything. 357 00:17:02,399 --> 00:17:03,680 Nularaaaa, you're up first. 358 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:05,120 Uh, great. 359 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,319 Are they both just human dudes? 360 00:17:10,319 --> 00:17:13,759 They both appear to just be human dudes. 361 00:17:13,759 --> 00:17:16,240 Both also look as if they are. 362 00:17:16,559 --> 00:17:18,559 They're both brandishing short swords, 363 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:23,680 but both appear to be reaching into a satchel as well as they turn to face you. 364 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:27,039 Fucking satchels and their dumb magic ingredients. 365 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:33,519 Okay, I guess I will just attack the one that is closest to me with Dragon Slayer. 366 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:35,440 We're going to say that's Dirk. 367 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,880 Okay, so that is a 15. 368 00:17:39,599 --> 00:17:40,480 15? 369 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,640 15 does not hit. 370 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:43,440 Son of a bitch. 371 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:44,960 Let me try again. 372 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,799 We know that 15 doesn't work now. 373 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:48,559 How about 20? 374 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,000 Not a crit. 375 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,200 Yeah, 20 will hit. 376 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:54,160 Great. 377 00:17:55,039 --> 00:17:56,640 20 hits most things. 378 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:59,279 Yeah, I'd be scared if it did. 379 00:18:00,319 --> 00:18:01,279 I mean, more scared? 380 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:02,880 20 damage. 381 00:18:03,519 --> 00:18:09,200 So you run and I'd assume take like a flying jump past your friends 382 00:18:09,279 --> 00:18:16,720 and strike into the first cultist who is otherwise known as Dirk to our, 383 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:18,799 he has a name tag. 384 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:20,640 So I'm new here. 385 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:20,960 Dirk. 386 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:22,319 There's so many new people, right? 387 00:18:22,319 --> 00:18:26,480 Yeah, they all look the same with their robes and their chain. 388 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,960 They've got to have something that separates them. 389 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:29,360 Yeah, that makes sense. 390 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:29,759 Cool. 391 00:18:29,759 --> 00:18:34,799 Then Donny is going to try and recharge his, oh, and he does. 392 00:18:34,799 --> 00:18:38,480 He rolled a five, so he's recharged his fire breath. 393 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,600 So if I can try and get both of them, that'd be great. 394 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:44,720 If not, just the one is fine also. 395 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:49,920 Yeah, yeah, like you're the, so he's kind of coming in behind. 396 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,319 So beside me, I guess. 397 00:18:52,319 --> 00:18:53,279 Yeah, sure. 398 00:18:53,279 --> 00:18:53,779 Yeah. 399 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:55,620 Yep. 400 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,680 Sorry, Dex save. 401 00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:58,720 Dex save, yeah. 402 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,400 Nine and a 12. 403 00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:02,960 Okay, well, those are both going to fail. 404 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:07,840 I only have out three D10s for some reason because I'm a bing bong. 405 00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:10,000 Classic bing bong move. 406 00:19:12,879 --> 00:19:15,919 That's 18 fire damage. 407 00:19:17,119 --> 00:19:23,359 So Dirk is first in that line and his clothes alight as he kind of tries to shield himself. 408 00:19:24,959 --> 00:19:31,039 Flounder kind of looks like he's, he doesn't look like he likes it, 409 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:33,679 but he's looking like he's taking it okay. 410 00:19:34,959 --> 00:19:35,459 Okay. 411 00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:36,959 Is that all you've got? 412 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:38,100 Rude. 413 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:42,480 Then he will try and bite Flounder, like the one that was less affected. 414 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:42,980 Sure. 415 00:19:43,039 --> 00:19:45,279 Okay, that is a 21. 416 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,360 Donnie stepping up. 417 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:48,000 You got it. 418 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,759 And that is 12 piercing damage. 419 00:19:51,759 --> 00:19:55,120 As he's like, bring it, he brings it. 420 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:58,160 Donnie decides to, in fact, bring it. 421 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:04,799 He takes him at his word and he takes a big, big old chomp out of that attack. 422 00:20:05,359 --> 00:20:06,480 It is Dirk's turn. 423 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:12,159 Dirk pulls out of his bag a glowing green orb. 424 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:16,159 He begins to throw it at you. 425 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:17,460 17. 426 00:20:19,119 --> 00:20:20,000 At me? 427 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:20,500 Yeah. 428 00:20:20,559 --> 00:20:21,059 Yeah. 429 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:26,000 You are struck by this orb and it explodes at you. 430 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:28,879 27 poison damage. 431 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,119 Son of a bitch. 432 00:20:31,119 --> 00:20:31,619 Rude. 433 00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:32,120 Rude. 434 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:37,860 Thank God I have this armor on, because otherwise I would have been dead like three fights ago. 435 00:20:39,380 --> 00:20:40,100 Flint. 436 00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:41,060 You are up next. 437 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,220 Flounder within reach? 438 00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:45,060 Flounder, yeah. 439 00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:47,380 He would be within range of you, yeah. 440 00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:49,300 I'll go kick his ass for a while. 441 00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:50,180 Don't even worry about it. 442 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:55,940 I'm assuming my moist tongue longsword is still moist? 443 00:20:55,940 --> 00:20:57,060 Yeah, yeah, it's still moist. 444 00:20:57,940 --> 00:20:59,220 That's a 27. 445 00:20:59,220 --> 00:21:00,740 Yeah, yeah, that hits. 446 00:21:02,580 --> 00:21:03,940 23 damage. 447 00:21:05,060 --> 00:21:06,100 And it's all wet. 448 00:21:06,980 --> 00:21:08,020 He takes a big old... 449 00:21:11,540 --> 00:21:12,100 Careful now. 450 00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:12,600 A big what? 451 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:19,060 A big old sloppy hit from your moist tongue's longsword. 452 00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:20,020 I thought you were gonna... 453 00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:21,540 Yep, all right, we're just gonna move along. 454 00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:23,860 Second attack. 455 00:21:24,980 --> 00:21:29,060 Can't wait till I get to these episodes and have to do the sound effects for these ones. 456 00:21:30,019 --> 00:21:32,259 That is a 19 that time. 457 00:21:32,259 --> 00:21:33,139 Still hits, yeah. 458 00:21:34,579 --> 00:21:36,099 24 damage that time. 459 00:21:37,460 --> 00:21:44,099 Yeah, he screams out in pain as you strike into him again, and he's like, why am I wet? 460 00:21:44,099 --> 00:21:45,460 Good question, asshole. 461 00:21:45,460 --> 00:21:46,019 Third attack. 462 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:50,019 It's a 24. 463 00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:53,139 19 damage that time. 464 00:21:54,659 --> 00:21:56,740 And how's he looking, Russell? 465 00:21:57,700 --> 00:22:04,259 He's looking confused as to why this weapon has made him this way. 466 00:22:05,779 --> 00:22:10,099 Both quite seriously injured and moist. 467 00:22:10,819 --> 00:22:11,700 Okay, perfect. 468 00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:13,940 I'm gonna action surge and hit him one more time. 469 00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:14,440 Okay. 470 00:22:16,019 --> 00:22:17,299 You're giving him a real licking. 471 00:22:17,940 --> 00:22:18,740 It's a nat 20. 472 00:22:21,380 --> 00:22:22,420 Yeah, give it to him. 473 00:22:22,420 --> 00:22:24,819 So we're just gonna double everything. 474 00:22:24,819 --> 00:22:25,460 Hang on here. 475 00:22:27,460 --> 00:22:29,140 God, give it to him. 476 00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:30,500 We're doubling things. 477 00:22:31,380 --> 00:22:31,880 That's right. 478 00:22:32,980 --> 00:22:33,380 That's right. 479 00:22:33,380 --> 00:22:34,740 Flink can go more than once. 480 00:22:34,740 --> 00:22:36,099 Thank you very much. 481 00:22:36,099 --> 00:22:39,220 If you're stabbing him twice, is it double penetration? 482 00:22:40,579 --> 00:22:41,700 I mean, I would have to assume so. 483 00:22:41,700 --> 00:22:45,220 You stabbed him four times at this point, so. 484 00:22:45,220 --> 00:22:47,620 Yeah, but this is like double damage. 485 00:22:47,620 --> 00:22:48,120 Yep. 486 00:22:48,579 --> 00:22:50,579 So the first one, I think I said 26. 487 00:22:50,579 --> 00:22:52,339 I already lost track of it for the first one. 488 00:22:53,140 --> 00:22:55,940 Second one is 17, 22, 23. 489 00:22:55,940 --> 00:22:58,980 So all said and done, 49 points of damage. 490 00:22:58,980 --> 00:23:02,580 Tell me how you decimate Flounder. 491 00:23:03,220 --> 00:23:10,019 Yeah, after seeing the initial confusion on his face as to why he was wet all of a sudden, 492 00:23:10,019 --> 00:23:15,220 I used that slight opening to absolutely just run him through. 493 00:23:16,340 --> 00:23:20,740 Like just from tip to hilt all the way to the balls. 494 00:23:20,819 --> 00:23:27,380 I would assume the sword has balls because thank you. 495 00:23:27,380 --> 00:23:29,700 Yeah, absolutely. 496 00:23:30,259 --> 00:23:35,299 He he he long ago forgot what he was trying to do in this. 497 00:23:35,299 --> 00:23:42,819 Wondering why in his in his in his eyes, you see the question why he stopped to turn to fight. 498 00:23:42,819 --> 00:23:48,660 And then you see the recollection as to it was Dirk who who started the fight 499 00:23:49,620 --> 00:23:51,860 looks over to his buddy and then dies. 500 00:23:52,900 --> 00:23:54,019 Et tu, Dirk? 501 00:24:00,019 --> 00:24:01,300 Well, hello there. 502 00:24:01,300 --> 00:24:03,380 Welcome to the middle of the episode. 503 00:24:03,380 --> 00:24:06,900 Thank you for joining us for episode 79 of Dumbgeons and Dragons. 504 00:24:07,460 --> 00:24:08,660 A time to run. 505 00:24:10,980 --> 00:24:12,019 Remember that one? 506 00:24:12,019 --> 00:24:15,940 Yeah, it's very like a very difficult title. 507 00:24:15,940 --> 00:24:18,100 It's not usually a move that we do too often. 508 00:24:18,660 --> 00:24:21,540 I know we should maybe consider more. 509 00:24:21,540 --> 00:24:25,460 It's it's a whole, you know, character growth thing, 510 00:24:25,460 --> 00:24:27,460 I think is what we're going for in this episode. 511 00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:30,259 Perfect. Here's my time to shine. 512 00:24:30,259 --> 00:24:31,060 Okay, great. 513 00:24:31,060 --> 00:24:33,860 Kidding. It's not my time to shine, but I forgot to tell you guys. 514 00:24:33,860 --> 00:24:36,019 So I listened to a lot of podcasts. 515 00:24:36,019 --> 00:24:39,140 That's not what I forgot to tell you, but I listened to a ton of podcasts. 516 00:24:39,140 --> 00:24:43,380 And the other day, my phone was like, nope. 517 00:24:43,860 --> 00:24:45,779 And everything was gone. 518 00:24:45,940 --> 00:24:47,139 No! 519 00:24:47,139 --> 00:24:49,700 And when I went, like it just like, 520 00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:53,539 this happens all the time with not the podcast app. 521 00:24:53,539 --> 00:24:56,420 Like it just like disappears and then you have to reload it. 522 00:24:56,420 --> 00:24:58,980 So I did that and I went back and there was nothing in it. 523 00:24:58,980 --> 00:25:00,740 Like no shows, nothing. 524 00:25:00,740 --> 00:25:04,259 Like it was like I had just opened the podcast app for the first time. 525 00:25:04,259 --> 00:25:04,899 Oh my God. 526 00:25:04,899 --> 00:25:07,700 And I was like, oh God. 527 00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:12,339 So then it was like, we're going to rebuild your library. 528 00:25:12,899 --> 00:25:14,819 Okay. And I'm like, okay, that'd be great. 529 00:25:14,819 --> 00:25:15,700 Oh, yes, please. 530 00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:16,419 Thank you. 531 00:25:16,419 --> 00:25:22,579 So it loads like six shows and like an episode of each. 532 00:25:22,579 --> 00:25:27,220 And I don't know about you guys, but I have like 30 podcasts that I have. 533 00:25:27,220 --> 00:25:30,259 Like, even if I don't actively have downloaded episodes, 534 00:25:30,259 --> 00:25:35,299 I like will download one and then keep it on my shows so that I remember like, 535 00:25:35,299 --> 00:25:36,419 oh, I like this one. 536 00:25:36,419 --> 00:25:38,500 I'm going to download more when I have time. 537 00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:40,500 So you can pop in and like see who's on it. 538 00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:41,460 Yes, exactly. 539 00:25:42,420 --> 00:25:45,299 Um, so that was the worst because of course, 540 00:25:45,299 --> 00:25:49,140 there are like five shows that I for sure know that I listened to. 541 00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:52,420 And then I was like, I don't even know. 542 00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:53,460 I have a terrible memory. 543 00:25:53,460 --> 00:25:54,420 Like it's all gone. 544 00:25:54,980 --> 00:25:56,819 I don't remember what I listened to. 545 00:25:56,819 --> 00:25:58,019 I don't remember what to do. 546 00:25:58,740 --> 00:26:00,019 I remember what to do, but. 547 00:26:00,819 --> 00:26:02,740 This is your podcast within a podcast. 548 00:26:02,740 --> 00:26:04,180 Carla's phone does stupid shit. 549 00:26:04,180 --> 00:26:04,500 Yeah. 550 00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:06,980 Or like my podcast within a podcast. 551 00:26:06,980 --> 00:26:08,500 Carla sure likes podcasts. 552 00:26:09,460 --> 00:26:10,660 Are any podcasts? 553 00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:12,180 I'm done. 554 00:26:12,180 --> 00:26:13,059 That was my story. 555 00:26:13,700 --> 00:26:18,180 And if you like podcasts, maybe you consider specifically our podcast, 556 00:26:18,180 --> 00:26:20,259 not just any podcast, but our podcast. 557 00:26:21,140 --> 00:26:24,579 Consider visiting Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast 558 00:26:24,579 --> 00:26:28,019 where we have just revamped all of our goals. 559 00:26:28,019 --> 00:26:29,779 Did we do it or did you do it? 560 00:26:29,779 --> 00:26:31,539 I gave you guys some input in that. 561 00:26:31,539 --> 00:26:32,660 I told you what I did. 562 00:26:32,660 --> 00:26:34,099 Yeah, that's wonderful. 563 00:26:35,539 --> 00:26:36,420 Bang up job, honey. 564 00:26:37,300 --> 00:26:39,700 So the goal we're working towards now, 565 00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:41,539 we're going to be streaming a one shot 566 00:26:41,539 --> 00:26:44,420 where we play that Carly Rae Jepsen thing. 567 00:26:44,420 --> 00:26:45,539 That looks so fun. 568 00:26:45,539 --> 00:26:46,100 What is it? 569 00:26:46,100 --> 00:26:48,340 It's like Boy Problems or something. 570 00:26:48,980 --> 00:26:50,500 It's called Boy Problems. 571 00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:54,660 It's like a heist themed adventure 572 00:26:54,660 --> 00:26:56,420 where she gets her songs stolen 573 00:26:56,420 --> 00:26:58,660 and the adventures have to get them back. 574 00:26:59,300 --> 00:27:02,340 So we're going to do that when we hit our next goal. 575 00:27:02,340 --> 00:27:03,779 But also there's a goal after that 576 00:27:03,859 --> 00:27:06,420 where we're going to do a Flame McKin's backstory episode 577 00:27:07,299 --> 00:27:08,899 because everybody's been asking for that. 578 00:27:09,619 --> 00:27:10,980 It's going to be so awesome. 579 00:27:10,980 --> 00:27:13,379 And then if you keep going up a little bit more, 580 00:27:13,379 --> 00:27:16,500 there's a goal where we're going to play an Austin Powers themed episode. 581 00:27:17,059 --> 00:27:18,740 And how are we going to do that? 582 00:27:18,740 --> 00:27:21,299 Well, we're going to make it all up. 583 00:27:21,299 --> 00:27:25,299 So that will be like total original content 584 00:27:25,940 --> 00:27:27,700 that no one asked for. 585 00:27:28,740 --> 00:27:29,779 No one asked for this, 586 00:27:29,779 --> 00:27:32,420 but they're going to get the brainchild of the four of us. 587 00:27:32,420 --> 00:27:33,779 It's going to be horrific, you guys. 588 00:27:33,779 --> 00:27:34,580 It's going to be so good. 589 00:27:34,580 --> 00:27:35,060 Let's get there. 590 00:27:36,259 --> 00:27:39,539 It doesn't matter how it might take us 10 years to get to that goal, 591 00:27:40,100 --> 00:27:42,019 but we're going to watch Austin Powers, 592 00:27:42,019 --> 00:27:44,019 all three of them, once a week until then. 593 00:27:44,019 --> 00:27:46,019 I did not agree to this. 594 00:27:46,019 --> 00:27:48,100 No, it's in the fine print. 595 00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:50,820 That seems like a promise I don't think we can keep. 596 00:27:50,820 --> 00:27:53,060 Anyways, Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 597 00:27:53,060 --> 00:27:55,860 Lots of new great goals up there to give you more content, 598 00:27:55,860 --> 00:27:58,019 lots of great stuff to get to you. 599 00:27:58,019 --> 00:28:00,980 Extra bonus stuff for supporting us 600 00:28:01,059 --> 00:28:02,740 because thank you. 601 00:28:03,299 --> 00:28:05,140 And if you're unable to join us on Patreon, 602 00:28:05,140 --> 00:28:07,299 which sometimes that happens and that's totally okay. 603 00:28:07,299 --> 00:28:08,339 We get it. 604 00:28:08,339 --> 00:28:09,940 But you still want to help out the show. 605 00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:13,700 We invite you to write a review and rating for us 606 00:28:14,259 --> 00:28:16,660 like some of these lovely people right here. 607 00:28:16,660 --> 00:28:23,940 This one is from Grarock via Apple Podcasts from the U.S. 608 00:28:23,940 --> 00:28:25,059 And they say, love it. 609 00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:26,740 Okay, first and foremost, 610 00:28:26,740 --> 00:28:28,900 I came upon you guys by complete accident, 611 00:28:28,900 --> 00:28:32,820 but it was a happy accident like Bob Ross and his happy little trees. 612 00:28:32,820 --> 00:28:34,740 I listen to you guys at work all the time 613 00:28:34,740 --> 00:28:36,900 and just love each and every one of the characters 614 00:28:36,900 --> 00:28:39,220 and personalities you bring to the table. 615 00:28:39,220 --> 00:28:42,019 I have had to stop myself from trying to chime in 616 00:28:42,019 --> 00:28:44,740 and be like, oh, hey, guys, remember you have so and so, 617 00:28:45,700 --> 00:28:47,220 which would have probably been very helpful. 618 00:28:47,220 --> 00:28:48,660 Meet him on like an inner ear thing. 619 00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:49,460 Yeah, that would be great. 620 00:28:50,340 --> 00:28:52,980 But I remember I'm at work and may look like a loony. 621 00:28:53,620 --> 00:28:55,380 Anywho, you guys are awesome 622 00:28:55,380 --> 00:28:58,660 and I love hearing about the adventures of Flinthia and Nulara. 623 00:28:58,660 --> 00:29:02,100 Keep it up, guys. Sincerely, Grarock. 624 00:29:02,100 --> 00:29:05,460 And then in brackets, he says, that's my actual last name. 625 00:29:05,460 --> 00:29:06,740 That's a fun last name. 626 00:29:06,740 --> 00:29:07,620 Oh, okay. 627 00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:09,779 It is extremely difficult to say, you guys. 628 00:29:10,420 --> 00:29:10,980 Grarock. 629 00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:12,180 Grarock. 630 00:29:13,140 --> 00:29:13,940 Grarock. 631 00:29:13,940 --> 00:29:14,580 Grarock. 632 00:29:14,580 --> 00:29:16,820 If we're saying that wrong, please let us know. 633 00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:18,660 There's not even a word anymore. 634 00:29:18,660 --> 00:29:19,140 Let us know. 635 00:29:19,860 --> 00:29:21,220 We mess up names all the time. 636 00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:23,300 We mess up names within our own show all the time. 637 00:29:23,300 --> 00:29:24,340 This is true. 638 00:29:24,340 --> 00:29:26,180 Jumjins and dragons. 639 00:29:26,180 --> 00:29:28,340 I have one from Podchaser. 640 00:29:28,740 --> 00:29:31,620 Lucky Bridget says, five stars, a hilarious adventure 641 00:29:31,620 --> 00:29:34,500 that has me grinning from ear to ear every time I listen. 642 00:29:35,620 --> 00:29:36,740 That's so nice. 643 00:29:36,740 --> 00:29:38,580 Thank you so much, Bridget. 644 00:29:38,580 --> 00:29:41,460 I also grabbed one from Podchaser 645 00:29:41,460 --> 00:29:43,380 and this one's from David Osteel. 646 00:29:44,259 --> 00:29:45,860 He gave us five stars, says, 647 00:29:45,860 --> 00:29:47,460 great friendly group of companions 648 00:29:47,460 --> 00:29:49,460 adventuring their way on the table. 649 00:29:49,460 --> 00:29:51,940 Feel free to jump in and get lost in the story. 650 00:29:51,940 --> 00:29:52,820 Thanks, David Osteel. 651 00:29:52,820 --> 00:29:53,620 God knows we are. 652 00:29:54,820 --> 00:29:55,380 Every time. 653 00:29:55,380 --> 00:29:56,259 Lost, so lost. 654 00:29:56,259 --> 00:29:57,540 Every time, so lost. 655 00:29:57,539 --> 00:29:58,740 Like a maze. 656 00:29:58,740 --> 00:30:00,339 Every episode is a maze. 657 00:30:00,339 --> 00:30:01,460 But thank you so much, everybody, 658 00:30:01,460 --> 00:30:02,259 for writing reviews. 659 00:30:02,259 --> 00:30:03,460 And if you write a review, 660 00:30:03,460 --> 00:30:04,659 we will read it right here. 661 00:30:04,659 --> 00:30:06,579 And thank you for being awesome 662 00:30:06,579 --> 00:30:08,339 because that's what we do. 663 00:30:08,339 --> 00:30:09,539 Links for those couple things 664 00:30:10,339 --> 00:30:11,619 that we mentioned today 665 00:30:11,619 --> 00:30:12,659 will be in the description. 666 00:30:13,299 --> 00:30:14,420 I didn't mention a lot. 667 00:30:14,420 --> 00:30:15,619 Usually I say everything, 668 00:30:15,619 --> 00:30:17,220 but now it's just a couple of things. 669 00:30:17,220 --> 00:30:19,299 Including where you can find us on Discord 670 00:30:20,019 --> 00:30:22,019 and the Reckless Play Guild Facebook group 671 00:30:22,019 --> 00:30:24,259 where we've joined up with some amazing podcasts. 672 00:30:24,259 --> 00:30:25,700 The End of Time and Other Bothers, 673 00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:27,299 Dark Dice, and the Lucky Die. 674 00:30:27,940 --> 00:30:29,539 And this Friday, 675 00:30:30,259 --> 00:30:33,140 I interviewed him from the Lucky Die. 676 00:30:33,140 --> 00:30:34,500 And that interview, 677 00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:35,700 type B interview, 678 00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:37,220 is coming out to the Facebook group. 679 00:30:37,220 --> 00:30:38,420 So come join us over there 680 00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:39,539 and find out some great things 681 00:30:39,539 --> 00:30:41,220 about him and her podcast. 682 00:30:41,220 --> 00:30:41,539 Awesome. 683 00:30:41,539 --> 00:30:43,700 I've really enjoyed reading all of them so far. 684 00:30:43,700 --> 00:30:44,900 Yeah, I like the, like, 685 00:30:44,900 --> 00:30:45,940 switch-em-up style. 686 00:30:45,940 --> 00:30:47,460 We've interviewed all the DMs 687 00:30:47,460 --> 00:30:48,900 and players are coming up next. 688 00:30:49,860 --> 00:30:51,620 So you get to find out about all of us. 689 00:30:52,259 --> 00:30:53,380 Final thanks to Sirenscape 690 00:30:53,380 --> 00:30:54,900 for some of the amazing atmosphere 691 00:30:54,900 --> 00:30:55,860 used in today's episode. 692 00:30:55,860 --> 00:30:56,660 Make sure you check them out 693 00:30:56,660 --> 00:30:59,300 at sirenscape.com to bring your games to life. 694 00:30:59,860 --> 00:31:00,900 And the next episode, 695 00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:02,980 it'll be out Wednesday, April 10th. 696 00:31:03,700 --> 00:31:04,900 So let's get back to this one 697 00:31:04,900 --> 00:31:06,500 and see if they're still running. 698 00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:07,700 I can't remember where we cut. 699 00:31:09,220 --> 00:31:09,940 Maybe they are. 700 00:31:09,940 --> 00:31:10,900 Maybe they aren't. 701 00:31:10,900 --> 00:31:11,940 Have a great week. 702 00:31:11,940 --> 00:31:12,740 We'll talk to you soon. 703 00:31:17,940 --> 00:31:20,100 Sorry, you stabbed him with the sword 704 00:31:20,100 --> 00:31:20,900 balls deep? 705 00:31:21,460 --> 00:31:22,019 That's correct. 706 00:31:22,660 --> 00:31:25,619 Oh my god, somebody please fan art that. 707 00:31:26,339 --> 00:31:27,220 Whose turn is it? 708 00:31:27,220 --> 00:31:27,859 I don't even know. 709 00:31:27,859 --> 00:31:28,500 Are you done? 710 00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:30,019 I haven't done my turn yet. 711 00:31:30,019 --> 00:31:30,819 Do I get to go? 712 00:31:31,460 --> 00:31:32,420 Is there anything left? 713 00:31:32,420 --> 00:31:34,099 Well, it was Flounder's turn, 714 00:31:34,099 --> 00:31:35,059 but not anymore. 715 00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:36,980 Thea, you get to go. 716 00:31:40,019 --> 00:31:42,660 I'm going to see if I recharge my breath weapon. 717 00:31:44,740 --> 00:31:45,460 I do not. 718 00:31:46,019 --> 00:31:50,019 So I am going to bite at Dirk. 719 00:31:50,980 --> 00:31:51,779 A 20. 720 00:31:51,779 --> 00:31:53,379 Yeah, 20 hits. 721 00:31:53,379 --> 00:31:55,379 And as I run towards him, 722 00:31:55,379 --> 00:31:58,259 I say, take this, Dork, because. 723 00:31:58,259 --> 00:31:59,299 Oh, snap. 724 00:32:00,259 --> 00:32:01,299 Scathing. 725 00:32:01,299 --> 00:32:02,099 Yeah. 726 00:32:02,099 --> 00:32:03,299 And he says back, 727 00:32:03,299 --> 00:32:06,019 I feel like I'm in grade school all over again. 728 00:32:07,139 --> 00:32:08,660 This is why I joined the cult. 729 00:32:09,859 --> 00:32:11,859 So I could get away from these horrid names. 730 00:32:13,379 --> 00:32:16,420 13 piercing damage. 731 00:32:17,299 --> 00:32:18,579 And you have to succeed 732 00:32:18,579 --> 00:32:20,740 on a strength saving throw or be knocked prone. 733 00:32:21,460 --> 00:32:21,960 14. 734 00:32:23,299 --> 00:32:24,500 It is a 14, so. 735 00:32:25,139 --> 00:32:26,099 Dirk is not prone. 736 00:32:26,099 --> 00:32:28,579 He is pierced, but not prone. 737 00:32:28,579 --> 00:32:29,539 Question. 738 00:32:29,539 --> 00:32:31,619 Did I take guacamole out? 739 00:32:31,619 --> 00:32:32,419 Did you though? 740 00:32:32,419 --> 00:32:33,139 I think you did. 741 00:32:33,139 --> 00:32:33,859 I think I may have. 742 00:32:33,859 --> 00:32:36,500 I think you just forgot on the last one. 743 00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:37,859 Yeah, we just haven't been. 744 00:32:37,859 --> 00:32:39,299 Coming around the corner, 745 00:32:39,299 --> 00:32:41,139 following in behind the Brass Dragon. 746 00:32:45,539 --> 00:32:46,899 Insert owl noise here. 747 00:32:46,900 --> 00:32:48,500 And she swoops in and has a turn. 748 00:32:50,180 --> 00:32:51,860 I was wondering about that. 749 00:32:54,019 --> 00:32:54,980 Now that you mention it, 750 00:32:54,980 --> 00:32:58,019 I am 100% sure that you summoned guacamole. 751 00:32:58,019 --> 00:33:00,019 Yeah, I kind of remember wondering like, 752 00:33:00,019 --> 00:33:03,460 oh, hey, is there enough room for guacamole in these tunnels? 753 00:33:03,460 --> 00:33:07,460 And you're like, yeah, they're the tunnels are like 25 feet by whatever. 754 00:33:07,460 --> 00:33:10,259 And I'm like, oh, OK, that's how that conversation went. 755 00:33:10,259 --> 00:33:11,700 So nobody has to go back and listen. 756 00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:12,580 It's exactly how it went. 757 00:33:12,580 --> 00:33:13,460 That's just how it happened. 758 00:33:14,100 --> 00:33:17,299 So she is going to attack with her talons. 759 00:33:18,740 --> 00:33:20,180 She got lost in the dark caves. 760 00:33:20,180 --> 00:33:20,900 She did. 761 00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:22,660 And she's still a little bit confused. 762 00:33:22,660 --> 00:33:24,019 That's only a nine. 763 00:33:24,019 --> 00:33:26,100 She swoops in more spooks. 764 00:33:27,059 --> 00:33:27,620 Dirk. 765 00:33:27,620 --> 00:33:29,700 Yeah, as it now becomes around them. 766 00:33:29,700 --> 00:33:32,660 Yeah, feathers, feathers everywhere. 767 00:33:32,660 --> 00:33:34,579 As Nulara's turn comes back. 768 00:33:36,980 --> 00:33:38,019 Great, great. 769 00:33:38,660 --> 00:33:40,500 Carla's like, oh, I have to wake up now. 770 00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:41,779 It's been such a long time. 771 00:33:42,579 --> 00:33:44,019 It's a lot that happened. 772 00:33:44,019 --> 00:33:46,420 It's just because there's only two bad guys. 773 00:33:46,420 --> 00:33:47,940 Well, and now only one bad guy. 774 00:33:47,940 --> 00:33:51,059 Usually there's a lot more enemies that get turns in between there. 775 00:33:51,859 --> 00:33:56,259 OK, more sorting, I believe, is the verb. 776 00:33:56,259 --> 00:33:56,899 That is the one. 777 00:33:57,700 --> 00:33:58,579 It's a 19. 778 00:33:59,619 --> 00:33:59,859 Yes. 779 00:34:00,660 --> 00:34:01,779 15 damage. 780 00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:06,019 In his confusion, he doesn't see your sword coming. 781 00:34:06,019 --> 00:34:07,859 See, guacamole helped. 782 00:34:07,859 --> 00:34:09,699 And let's out a cry. 783 00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:11,219 One more of those. 784 00:34:11,219 --> 00:34:12,339 That is a 16. 785 00:34:13,379 --> 00:34:14,500 16 will hit. 786 00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:15,000 OK. 787 00:34:16,819 --> 00:34:18,099 22 damage. 788 00:34:20,099 --> 00:34:23,299 He's bleeding from underneath his robes. 789 00:34:24,019 --> 00:34:24,579 Puddles. 790 00:34:24,579 --> 00:34:25,939 And no, not puddles. 791 00:34:25,939 --> 00:34:28,339 Puddles is a bad way to describe blood. 792 00:34:28,339 --> 00:34:28,839 Pools. 793 00:34:29,539 --> 00:34:31,779 Pools of blood begin form underneath him. 794 00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:35,539 Nulara puts on her wellies and starts splashing around. 795 00:34:36,259 --> 00:34:38,179 As he reaches for yet another orb. 796 00:34:38,179 --> 00:34:41,539 But Donnie gets a turn before he does anything with it. 797 00:34:41,539 --> 00:34:45,460 Donnie will try to recharge, which he does. 798 00:34:45,460 --> 00:34:46,259 Yeah, Donnie. 799 00:34:46,899 --> 00:34:47,940 Fire weapon. 800 00:34:47,940 --> 00:34:50,019 You need to do a DC save. 801 00:34:52,819 --> 00:34:53,319 Nope. 802 00:34:55,299 --> 00:34:56,019 That's a three. 803 00:34:58,019 --> 00:35:00,419 Guacamole really like knocked him off his game. 804 00:35:01,219 --> 00:35:04,259 Nobody expects a giant bird come flying at you. 805 00:35:04,660 --> 00:35:09,460 OK, so this is some big math. 806 00:35:10,180 --> 00:35:11,780 Oh, I like this. 807 00:35:11,780 --> 00:35:15,060 15 plus 16 is 31. 808 00:35:15,700 --> 00:35:17,540 Damn, Donnie. 809 00:35:17,540 --> 00:35:22,580 Describe to me the scene as Dirk goes up in flames. 810 00:35:23,620 --> 00:35:27,700 I think Donnie pretty nonchAlydintly shoots the flame. 811 00:35:27,700 --> 00:35:30,340 But then after he does it, he spins. 812 00:35:30,340 --> 00:35:34,100 And him and guacamole kind of slap wings. 813 00:35:34,099 --> 00:35:34,739 Like Talon. 814 00:35:34,739 --> 00:35:35,380 Like a high five. 815 00:35:35,380 --> 00:35:36,420 Oh, slap wings. 816 00:35:37,940 --> 00:35:38,900 Because he's stoked. 817 00:35:38,900 --> 00:35:40,739 Kind of in like a twirl of flame. 818 00:35:40,739 --> 00:35:41,219 Yeah. 819 00:35:41,219 --> 00:35:43,219 Yeah, he's pretty stoked that his 820 00:35:44,739 --> 00:35:47,699 B-winged friend is there with him again now. 821 00:35:47,699 --> 00:35:50,019 As he screams and drops to his knees. 822 00:35:50,019 --> 00:35:53,539 The orb falls to the ground and rolls towards you. 823 00:35:53,539 --> 00:35:58,019 And the light goes out as the last dying breath of Dirk 824 00:35:58,819 --> 00:36:00,179 vacates his body. 825 00:36:01,380 --> 00:36:02,179 Take that, Dirk. 826 00:36:02,819 --> 00:36:04,739 You're standing in a corridor. 827 00:36:04,739 --> 00:36:08,339 You hear screams coming from down the hall 828 00:36:08,339 --> 00:36:11,779 from what sounds like a dragon devouring them. 829 00:36:13,219 --> 00:36:13,859 You have... 830 00:36:13,859 --> 00:36:15,059 Probably our dragon, so that's cool. 831 00:36:15,059 --> 00:36:16,659 Screams to the left me. 832 00:36:16,659 --> 00:36:17,940 Sounds to the right. 833 00:36:17,940 --> 00:36:18,739 Here I am. 834 00:36:20,579 --> 00:36:22,099 Before we do anything else, 835 00:36:22,099 --> 00:36:25,460 can I use my amlet of temporary health 836 00:36:25,460 --> 00:36:28,500 to give myself 20 HP for today? 837 00:36:29,859 --> 00:36:30,099 Yes. 838 00:36:30,099 --> 00:36:30,659 Great. 839 00:36:30,659 --> 00:36:31,219 Yes, you can. 840 00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:33,059 Good memory, Carla. 841 00:36:34,179 --> 00:36:36,099 Any other potions you want to just down 842 00:36:36,099 --> 00:36:36,819 while you're at it? 843 00:36:36,819 --> 00:36:38,099 We've got randos here. 844 00:36:38,819 --> 00:36:40,659 We have rando potions. 845 00:36:40,659 --> 00:36:43,299 Can I take a healing surge while we have a sec? 846 00:36:43,299 --> 00:36:44,659 Yeah, I mean, you know what? 847 00:36:44,659 --> 00:36:46,980 It's not a bad idea. 848 00:36:46,980 --> 00:36:48,339 I have a... 849 00:36:50,019 --> 00:36:52,099 Someone's got Andre's Gojuice. 850 00:36:52,659 --> 00:36:53,379 I have that. 851 00:36:53,379 --> 00:36:54,819 And I have Bee's Knees. 852 00:36:54,819 --> 00:36:55,940 You have Bee's Knees, so that means 853 00:36:55,940 --> 00:36:57,379 you've got glass jelly. 854 00:36:57,379 --> 00:36:59,379 Yeah, I also just have a health potion, 855 00:36:59,379 --> 00:37:00,500 which is probably... 856 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:02,900 Potion of healing. 857 00:37:02,900 --> 00:37:05,219 Donnie's like, you know, remember those days 858 00:37:05,219 --> 00:37:08,579 when we used to loot bodies? 859 00:37:12,260 --> 00:37:13,619 I don't have hands, Donnie. 860 00:37:13,619 --> 00:37:16,340 I will loot Flounder's body. 861 00:37:16,900 --> 00:37:20,099 On his body, you find three more orbs. 862 00:37:20,099 --> 00:37:20,900 All dark? 863 00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:23,139 Yeah, because that's kind of canonically 864 00:37:23,139 --> 00:37:25,699 how I just did it. 865 00:37:25,699 --> 00:37:27,219 Just right now, these are useless. 866 00:37:27,219 --> 00:37:29,139 Why did you even loot this body? 867 00:37:29,139 --> 00:37:32,579 But you also find two other potions. 868 00:37:32,579 --> 00:37:33,940 Two other potions. 869 00:37:33,940 --> 00:37:34,420 Are they labeled? 870 00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:35,219 What do they look like? 871 00:37:35,219 --> 00:37:36,739 Red Glimering Liquids. 872 00:37:39,779 --> 00:37:41,059 Like my Life Essence potion? 873 00:37:41,059 --> 00:37:43,539 Is it similar to the Life Essence potion? 874 00:37:43,539 --> 00:37:44,339 It is similar. 875 00:37:45,940 --> 00:37:46,819 I don't like that. 876 00:37:46,819 --> 00:37:47,059 No. 877 00:37:47,059 --> 00:37:48,420 I don't like the way you said similar. 878 00:37:48,420 --> 00:37:49,619 It's very much the same. 879 00:37:50,739 --> 00:37:52,500 I'm like, someone should take these. 880 00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:53,460 I don't have hands. 881 00:37:54,500 --> 00:37:58,259 I'll give both of them to Nulara. 882 00:37:58,260 --> 00:37:59,940 I'm busy taking my own potion right now. 883 00:37:59,940 --> 00:38:02,980 That's why I'm not looting with you guys. 884 00:38:04,260 --> 00:38:06,180 Should I loot the other body, too, while I'm there? 885 00:38:06,180 --> 00:38:06,660 What I'm... 886 00:38:06,660 --> 00:38:08,580 I have available hands. 887 00:38:08,580 --> 00:38:09,700 What's left of it? 888 00:38:09,700 --> 00:38:10,980 Isn't it pretty charred? 889 00:38:10,980 --> 00:38:13,620 He is pretty charred, but his bag was to the side. 890 00:38:14,260 --> 00:38:16,100 Oh, for two it is. 891 00:38:16,100 --> 00:38:17,940 I go and I nudge my nose at his bag 892 00:38:17,940 --> 00:38:19,220 and pick it up with my teeth 893 00:38:19,220 --> 00:38:21,060 and kind of gently empty the contents. 894 00:38:21,060 --> 00:38:24,340 There is one more orb, also not lit. 895 00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:29,539 Two other potions, also a red Glimering liquid 896 00:38:30,100 --> 00:38:34,579 and a sketch of what looks to be the remains of... 897 00:38:34,579 --> 00:38:38,260 or was the living Dirk and his buddy Flounder. 898 00:38:41,539 --> 00:38:42,980 They stopped by the boardwalk 899 00:38:42,980 --> 00:38:44,500 before they came in a big fight. 900 00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:46,900 Are they both on skateboards? 901 00:38:46,900 --> 00:38:48,340 It is caricature-esque. 902 00:38:49,620 --> 00:38:50,260 That's fun. 903 00:38:50,900 --> 00:38:51,400 Yeah. 904 00:38:52,420 --> 00:38:54,980 I'm feeling much better after that fight. 905 00:38:54,980 --> 00:38:56,340 Well, not after that fight. 906 00:38:56,340 --> 00:38:58,340 After all that healing I just did. 907 00:38:58,340 --> 00:38:58,740 Perfect. 908 00:38:58,740 --> 00:39:00,980 I see someone come and take these ones as well. 909 00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:02,420 These ones here. 910 00:39:02,420 --> 00:39:03,620 I'm nudging and rolling them. 911 00:39:03,620 --> 00:39:04,980 Oh, God. 912 00:39:04,980 --> 00:39:06,740 I'll grab them all like a big old hoarder. 913 00:39:06,740 --> 00:39:09,860 You can throw them at us when we need them. 914 00:39:09,860 --> 00:39:11,860 So you have the direction in which you came, 915 00:39:11,860 --> 00:39:15,140 which you hear dragons and screaming and stuff, 916 00:39:15,140 --> 00:39:16,580 or the direction in which you run 917 00:39:16,580 --> 00:39:19,300 and which you can make a perception check 918 00:39:19,300 --> 00:39:20,740 to see if you hear anything new. 919 00:39:21,620 --> 00:39:22,500 Sure, why not? 920 00:39:22,500 --> 00:39:24,820 I would also like to perceive I have keen hearing. 921 00:39:25,860 --> 00:39:26,340 14. 922 00:39:26,340 --> 00:39:27,539 I just rolled a 10. 923 00:39:27,539 --> 00:39:29,460 Does keen hearing give me an advantage? 924 00:39:29,460 --> 00:39:30,019 Sure. 925 00:39:30,019 --> 00:39:30,519 Okay. 926 00:39:31,539 --> 00:39:32,580 You're actively hearing. 927 00:39:33,460 --> 00:39:35,300 17 is my perception. 928 00:39:36,340 --> 00:39:37,220 26. 929 00:39:37,220 --> 00:39:40,100 The rumbles of the dracorn are the only thing you hear 930 00:39:40,820 --> 00:39:44,100 echoing down the chamber of which you are walking. 931 00:39:44,100 --> 00:39:47,220 I want to keep going towards where I know the 932 00:39:47,860 --> 00:39:52,340 direction is towards the chamber like based on what I do. 933 00:39:52,340 --> 00:39:53,460 The told direction. 934 00:39:53,460 --> 00:39:56,180 Yeah, Steppen's knowledge. 935 00:39:56,180 --> 00:39:56,740 Steppen. 936 00:39:56,740 --> 00:39:57,620 There it is. 937 00:39:57,620 --> 00:40:00,500 You begin walking down the chamber. 938 00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:03,380 I think we're probably like trotting right a jog. 939 00:40:03,380 --> 00:40:05,300 Things are time is of the essence here. 940 00:40:05,300 --> 00:40:10,900 Yeah, you are briskly walking with intent and purpose 941 00:40:10,900 --> 00:40:12,900 and you get to a T intersection. 942 00:40:12,900 --> 00:40:14,180 So you're left or right? 943 00:40:14,180 --> 00:40:15,380 What would Britney Spears do? 944 00:40:18,180 --> 00:40:19,220 She'd work, bitch. 945 00:40:19,220 --> 00:40:21,140 What would Britney Spears do? 946 00:40:21,140 --> 00:40:22,900 She'd work, bitch. 947 00:40:25,780 --> 00:40:27,860 She's at a crossroads. 948 00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:32,900 So you could ask Britney Spears, 949 00:40:32,900 --> 00:40:35,220 what would Tom Hanks do in Cast Away? 950 00:40:37,220 --> 00:40:40,500 Both at a physical and metaphorical crossroads. 951 00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:41,700 What a hilarious ending. 952 00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:46,740 I'm listening with my keen hearing and it's an 18. 953 00:40:47,940 --> 00:40:49,860 No, sorry, 17. 954 00:40:49,860 --> 00:40:51,860 Amid the dull drone of the Drakorn, 955 00:40:51,860 --> 00:40:54,980 you hear echoes of battle both ways. 956 00:40:57,460 --> 00:40:59,300 Cool. Flip for it. 957 00:41:01,940 --> 00:41:03,860 I need Moony. 958 00:41:06,260 --> 00:41:07,540 I just edited this one. 959 00:41:07,540 --> 00:41:11,860 I need Moony Mitzi. 960 00:41:11,860 --> 00:41:13,380 There was no Mitzi. 961 00:41:14,900 --> 00:41:16,500 I need Minie Minimo. 962 00:41:17,460 --> 00:41:19,780 Anyway, nobody cared to write it down. 963 00:41:20,579 --> 00:41:21,860 It was so good when it happened. 964 00:41:21,860 --> 00:41:22,500 It was really good. 965 00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:23,699 It was so organic. 966 00:41:23,699 --> 00:41:25,619 It just came so naturally. 967 00:41:25,619 --> 00:41:27,699 I think we just want to keep heading 968 00:41:27,699 --> 00:41:31,619 deeper towards the center of the compound. 969 00:41:31,619 --> 00:41:33,300 That would be a southern direction. 970 00:41:33,300 --> 00:41:34,340 Okay, let's go south. 971 00:41:35,619 --> 00:41:37,300 So that is a right turn. 972 00:41:37,300 --> 00:41:38,099 Okay, then a right. 973 00:41:39,059 --> 00:41:39,780 It's all right. 974 00:41:39,780 --> 00:41:43,059 You're going south and you carry on a ways 975 00:41:43,059 --> 00:41:45,780 and it appears to get darker. 976 00:41:47,460 --> 00:41:48,900 You keep going. 977 00:41:48,900 --> 00:41:51,780 You don't hear any distinct voices coming 978 00:41:51,780 --> 00:41:53,699 from the direction ahead of you. 979 00:41:53,699 --> 00:41:59,059 And you see at the end kind of splintered light 980 00:41:59,059 --> 00:42:01,139 coming in at the end of the tunnel. 981 00:42:05,139 --> 00:42:09,539 You keep going and you see that there's a way 982 00:42:09,539 --> 00:42:12,019 to crawl through some rubble of what looks 983 00:42:12,019 --> 00:42:13,539 like perhaps a cave in. 984 00:42:14,179 --> 00:42:16,179 Does it look like it's a lot of hassle 985 00:42:16,179 --> 00:42:18,099 to crawl through or can we shimmy through 986 00:42:18,099 --> 00:42:18,739 pretty easily? 987 00:42:19,460 --> 00:42:21,860 Can us giant creatures fit through? 988 00:42:21,860 --> 00:42:22,900 There's my question. 989 00:42:24,179 --> 00:42:25,460 You giant creature? 990 00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:28,900 I'm a giant winter wolf and I have a giant owl. 991 00:42:31,300 --> 00:42:33,539 We are large and Donnie is large as well. 992 00:42:33,539 --> 00:42:34,659 Donnie's pretty big too. 993 00:42:36,179 --> 00:42:40,420 Yeah, I mean, yes, you all can probably 994 00:42:40,420 --> 00:42:40,900 fit through. 995 00:42:40,900 --> 00:42:43,380 There will need to be some maneuvering 996 00:42:43,460 --> 00:42:44,260 of boulders. 997 00:42:45,059 --> 00:42:48,660 It might take a little time, but I mean, 998 00:42:48,660 --> 00:42:50,260 you don't know what's necessarily 999 00:42:50,260 --> 00:42:51,059 on the other side. 1000 00:42:52,820 --> 00:42:54,260 But we know this is the way to get 1001 00:42:54,260 --> 00:42:55,300 closer to the center. 1002 00:42:56,260 --> 00:42:58,660 This is of the two directions 1003 00:42:58,660 --> 00:42:59,860 that you just had. 1004 00:42:59,860 --> 00:43:00,260 Yes. 1005 00:43:00,260 --> 00:43:02,180 Well, this has like some light 1006 00:43:02,180 --> 00:43:02,820 coming into it. 1007 00:43:02,820 --> 00:43:03,300 Yeah. 1008 00:43:03,300 --> 00:43:04,740 Yeah, I mean, we're underground. 1009 00:43:04,740 --> 00:43:06,660 So if there's light coming through, 1010 00:43:06,660 --> 00:43:10,500 there obviously is like some kind of chamber 1011 00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:12,820 on the other side of this for light 1012 00:43:12,820 --> 00:43:13,940 to be coming through, right? 1013 00:43:14,740 --> 00:43:15,380 Makes sense. 1014 00:43:17,780 --> 00:43:20,180 So I don't think there's electricity 1015 00:43:20,180 --> 00:43:21,140 down here. 1016 00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:23,140 Only candles and torches. 1017 00:43:23,140 --> 00:43:24,180 That's really what the cult's 1018 00:43:24,180 --> 00:43:26,260 been trying to do is invent electricity. 1019 00:43:26,260 --> 00:43:27,620 They're trying to wire the whole place. 1020 00:43:27,620 --> 00:43:28,980 They've got a big Tesla coil 1021 00:43:28,980 --> 00:43:29,780 on the other side. 1022 00:43:31,380 --> 00:43:33,700 I just think like, if someone took 1023 00:43:33,700 --> 00:43:34,900 the time to have torches lit 1024 00:43:34,900 --> 00:43:35,940 on the other side of this, 1025 00:43:35,940 --> 00:43:37,140 it means there's something going on 1026 00:43:37,140 --> 00:43:38,019 over there. 1027 00:43:38,019 --> 00:43:39,940 Well, I mean, like magic can also 1028 00:43:39,940 --> 00:43:40,820 be a source of light. 1029 00:43:41,220 --> 00:43:44,100 But also like a giant fire pit 1030 00:43:44,100 --> 00:43:44,820 that they're going to use 1031 00:43:44,820 --> 00:43:45,940 to sacrifice people 1032 00:43:45,940 --> 00:43:48,740 and thusly maybe bring forth a dragon. 1033 00:43:48,740 --> 00:43:49,220 Let's dig. 1034 00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:51,220 Okay. 1035 00:43:51,220 --> 00:43:52,500 Let's move some boulders around. 1036 00:43:53,300 --> 00:43:55,620 Everybody give me a strength check. 1037 00:43:56,340 --> 00:43:57,620 There's more of a basis 1038 00:43:57,620 --> 00:43:58,820 for how long it takes. 1039 00:43:59,460 --> 00:44:00,820 It is a 17. 1040 00:44:01,380 --> 00:44:01,940 11. 1041 00:44:02,980 --> 00:44:03,480 7. 1042 00:44:04,340 --> 00:44:05,620 A lot of the path is clear. 1043 00:44:06,740 --> 00:44:07,860 It takes you a little while 1044 00:44:07,860 --> 00:44:09,380 to clear some of the heavier boulders 1045 00:44:09,380 --> 00:44:11,780 to allow for the giant creatures to pass. 1046 00:44:12,579 --> 00:44:14,019 Lara and Flint, you would be able 1047 00:44:14,019 --> 00:44:16,099 to pass through quite unhindered 1048 00:44:17,380 --> 00:44:18,900 via you and your winter reform 1049 00:44:18,900 --> 00:44:21,300 could probably clear through pretty quickly. 1050 00:44:22,099 --> 00:44:24,660 But Guacamole and Donnie 1051 00:44:24,660 --> 00:44:25,860 might have a little trouble. 1052 00:44:25,860 --> 00:44:27,619 So you take some time just to make sure 1053 00:44:27,619 --> 00:44:30,500 that nothing collapses back in on any of you. 1054 00:44:31,619 --> 00:44:32,900 Who's leading the pack here? 1055 00:44:33,780 --> 00:44:34,280 I am. 1056 00:44:34,980 --> 00:44:38,500 Flint, as you and one other person 1057 00:44:39,219 --> 00:44:39,940 Probably me. 1058 00:44:39,940 --> 00:44:41,860 I'm like the next smallest person, right? 1059 00:44:41,860 --> 00:44:42,360 Okay. 1060 00:44:42,900 --> 00:44:45,699 Flint, as you and Nulara move the last boulder, 1061 00:44:47,059 --> 00:44:49,219 you realize that the light source 1062 00:44:50,019 --> 00:44:55,699 is coming from a monstrous building of sorts. 1063 00:44:56,900 --> 00:45:00,340 A light shooting up into the sky. 1064 00:45:01,619 --> 00:45:06,500 And you find yourself in a wrecked pit 1065 00:45:07,300 --> 00:45:12,099 inside the caldera of the well of the dragon. 1066 00:45:13,699 --> 00:45:16,340 Amid the wreckage and the rubble 1067 00:45:16,340 --> 00:45:17,699 that you see before you, 1068 00:45:18,659 --> 00:45:20,659 you see fragmented bones 1069 00:45:20,659 --> 00:45:23,460 now that your eyes begin to adjust. 1070 00:45:25,460 --> 00:45:27,219 And you look up and you see 1071 00:45:28,980 --> 00:45:31,460 this mind-numbing structure. 1072 00:45:31,460 --> 00:45:34,260 All of you begin to exit out into this. 1073 00:45:34,340 --> 00:45:36,740 You see dragons soaring overhead. 1074 00:45:38,900 --> 00:45:43,700 And it looks like it is tangled with bones and rock 1075 00:45:44,580 --> 00:45:47,780 and is blasted up out of the volcano itself. 1076 00:45:51,540 --> 00:45:54,820 The stone and bones look like they've been 1077 00:45:54,820 --> 00:45:58,500 imbued with the dark magic of the nine hells. 1078 00:45:59,060 --> 00:46:03,060 And what you can presume as the temple of Tiamat 1079 00:46:03,059 --> 00:46:06,340 with all of its chaotic angles jutting out. 1080 00:46:07,219 --> 00:46:11,219 Within that snarl of cornices and soaring angulation, 1081 00:46:11,219 --> 00:46:14,980 you make out five asymmetric towers 1082 00:46:15,619 --> 00:46:17,860 topped by twisted steeples. 1083 00:46:19,779 --> 00:46:23,380 Screams and roars come from over the edges 1084 00:46:23,380 --> 00:46:26,179 as another blare of the dracorn sounds. 1085 00:46:27,139 --> 00:46:31,139 And you are looking at the temple of Tiamat. 1086 00:46:33,059 --> 00:46:53,139 Some of the music in today's episode is by Kavin McLeod of incompetech.filmmusic.io 1087 00:46:53,139 --> 00:46:56,420 and Scott Buckley at scottbuckley.com.au. 1088 00:46:56,980 --> 00:47:00,019 Sound effects can be found at boomlibrary.com 1089 00:47:00,019 --> 00:47:02,259 and at sirenscape.com. 1090 00:47:02,900 --> 00:47:04,820 We already did a little half recap there, 1091 00:47:04,820 --> 00:47:06,580 but everybody's comfortable in their knowledge 1092 00:47:06,580 --> 00:47:09,380 of what's happening at present around them. 1093 00:47:09,380 --> 00:47:09,940 I think so. 1094 00:47:10,500 --> 00:47:12,180 Murder, death, and chaos. 1095 00:47:12,180 --> 00:47:12,740 Got it. 1096 00:47:12,740 --> 00:47:13,380 Yes. 1097 00:47:13,380 --> 00:47:14,420 Just a good summary. 1098 00:47:14,420 --> 00:47:15,460 It's just a Tuesday. 1099 00:47:16,260 --> 00:47:16,500 Right. 1100 00:47:17,940 --> 00:47:19,220 You start running. 1101 00:47:19,220 --> 00:47:23,300 So, Nularaaaa, you'll have to disengage. 1102 00:47:23,300 --> 00:47:25,620 Not that it really matters because you're... 1103 00:47:26,820 --> 00:47:28,100 Impervious and everything. 1104 00:47:28,100 --> 00:47:28,600 Amazing. 1105 00:47:29,220 --> 00:47:29,940 Donnie would have to disengage. 1106 00:47:29,940 --> 00:47:34,019 You literally took half my HP with the one magic user. 1107 00:47:34,019 --> 00:47:36,019 So don't act like I haven't gotten hurt. 1108 00:47:37,539 --> 00:47:39,059 You hurt her many ways. 1109 00:47:40,179 --> 00:47:41,380 Partially, emotionally. 1110 00:47:41,380 --> 00:47:43,220 I didn't take half your HP. 1111 00:47:43,220 --> 00:47:47,059 I took 20 of it and then the others you can get back at some point. 1112 00:47:47,059 --> 00:47:47,860 Yes, yes. 1113 00:47:47,860 --> 00:47:49,220 Fair, fair, fair. 1114 00:47:49,220 --> 00:47:53,619 Because we want to keep going in the direction where Buddy told us. 1115 00:47:54,179 --> 00:47:57,139 Yeah, where the sacrifice room was, right? 1116 00:47:57,139 --> 00:47:58,019 That is an idea. 1117 00:47:58,019 --> 00:47:58,420 Yep. 1118 00:47:58,420 --> 00:47:58,920 Okay. 1119 00:47:59,320 --> 00:47:59,880 Uh, you... 1120 00:48:00,599 --> 00:48:01,960 Are we running in the right direction? 1121 00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:05,240 I don't know. 1122 00:48:05,240 --> 00:48:06,760 I only have the math in front of me. 1123 00:48:09,079 --> 00:48:10,119 You know as much as you guys. 1124 00:48:10,119 --> 00:48:10,619 Okay. 1125 00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:16,440 I always feel like whenever we have to stop, Russ gets like bad ideas as to what to do to us. 1126 00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:21,000 That gives me an extra second to think, which is maybe good. 1127 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,440 See? That's what I was talking about. 1128 00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:25,079 They both appear... 1129 00:48:25,319 --> 00:48:25,819 They... 1130 00:48:27,559 --> 00:48:30,599 They both appear to just be human dudes. 1131 00:48:30,599 --> 00:48:31,639 I like the Italian. 1132 00:48:31,639 --> 00:48:32,759 They are both just to be... 1133 00:48:36,759 --> 00:48:39,400 Nothing good ever comes with a glowing green orb. 1134 00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:39,900 Never. 1135 00:48:40,759 --> 00:48:41,960 No, no it doesn't. 1136 00:48:42,599 --> 00:48:44,119 So is every fight I have to do it? 1137 00:48:44,759 --> 00:48:45,799 Uh, no, sorry. 1138 00:48:45,799 --> 00:48:50,360 It still is because you had said moist previously, but you haven't said it again. 1139 00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:51,000 So no. 1140 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,039 Yeah, yeah, it's still moist. 1141 00:48:52,679 --> 00:48:55,480 What I'm saying is you haven't turned it off, is what I'm saying. 1142 00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:55,960 Okay, perfect. 1143 00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:57,320 Yeah, that's what I was wondering. 1144 00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:57,960 Moist. 1145 00:48:57,960 --> 00:48:59,800 His sword's always turned on. 1146 00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:00,679 It's always turned on. 1147 00:49:00,679 --> 00:49:01,400 Always. 1148 00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:02,599 Until he turns it off. 1149 00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:06,119 Until he takes a real hard look at himself in the mirror. 1150 00:49:09,559 --> 00:49:12,679 Because nothing's more of a sword boner killer. 1151 00:49:13,639 --> 00:49:14,360 I... 1152 00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:16,199 No, I'll just wait to do that. 1153 00:49:16,199 --> 00:49:18,599 That's a good idea. 1154 00:49:18,599 --> 00:49:19,960 Wait, until he throws the thing? 1155 00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:20,519 Okay. 1156 00:49:20,519 --> 00:49:23,079 I don't want to delay my turn until he has his action. 1157 00:49:23,079 --> 00:49:24,599 Yeah, makes sense. 1158 00:49:24,599 --> 00:49:29,880 The rumbles of the Drakorn are the only thing that catch your hear... 1159 00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:30,679 Heard. 1160 00:49:30,679 --> 00:49:31,719 Hears. 1161 00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:32,840 Hears. 1162 00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:33,639 Ha. 1163 00:49:33,639 --> 00:49:35,960 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.